He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
[On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful.
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.