My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
Alice Roosevelt LongworthIf you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Alice Roosevelt LongworthPeople in Washington seem as hypnotized by precedence as though they were hens with their beaks on a chalk line.
Alice Roosevelt LongworthI valued my independence from an early age and was always something of a individualist … Well, a show-off anyway.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth