If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit here beside me.
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
You can't make a souffle rise twice.
I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me.