If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

People in Washington seem as hypnotized by precedence as though they were hens with their beaks on a chalk line.

I valued my independence from an early age and was always something of a individualist … Well, a show-off anyway.

If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.

[On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful.