If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.
If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me.
Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.
If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit here beside me.
[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.