You can't make a souffle rise twice.
If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.
People in Washington seem as hypnotized by precedence as though they were hens with their beaks on a chalk line.
I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.