My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.
You can't make a souffle rise twice.
I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.
You can't make souffle rise twice.