I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.

... [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide up just about as men do.

People in Washington seem as hypnotized by precedence as though they were hens with their beaks on a chalk line.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.