[On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

[On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.

My specialty is detached malevolence.