He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.

... [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide up just about as men do.

I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.