He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.