You can't make souffle rise twice.
Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.
I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.