He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.

If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me.