He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.