I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.

I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.

I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.

The whole business of smoking is like forcing yourself to wear tight shoes just to get the pleasure of taking them off.

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.