The sum of religion, says Pythagoras, is to be like him thou worshipest. Had Pythagoras lived in our day he would have seen his mistake. The sum of modern religion is to make him thou worshipest like unto thyself.

According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians.

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

A malefactor who atones for making your writing nonsense by permitting the compositor to make it unintelligible.

MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.

Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.

Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises.