Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.
Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.