HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue. The truth of the stories here following has, however, not been successfully impeached.
Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.
NOISE, n. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music. The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization.