A modern school where football is taught.

Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.

A miracle is an act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king.

If every hypocrite in the United States were to break his leg to-day the country could be successfully invaded to-morrow by the warlike hypocrites of Canada.

There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.

Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

PREFERENCE, n. A sentiment, or frame of mind, induced by the erroneous belief that one thing is better than another.