SERIAL, n. A literary work, usually a story that is not true, creeping through several issues of a newspaper or magazine.

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

RIMER, n. A poet regarded with indifference or disesteem.

Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharaoh's heart and persuaded him to dismiss Israel with his best wishes, cat-quick.

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.

PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.