I think I think, therefore I think I am.

Consul - in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.

INFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to believe that Adam need not have sinned unless he had a mind to - in opposition to the Supralapsarians, who hold that that luckless person's fall was decreed from the beginning.

REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.

Empty wine bottles have a bad opinion of women.

There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

Suddenly to change one's opinions and go over to another party. The most notable flop on record was that of Saul of Tarsus, who has been severely criticised as a turn-coat by some of our partisan journals.