I think I think, therefore I think I am.

Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.

Genius - to know without having learned; to draw just conclusions from unknown premises; to discern the soul of things.

A popular writer writes about what people think. A wise writer offers them something to think about.

PANDEMONIUM, n. Literally, the Place of All the Demons. Most of them have escaped into politics and finance, and the place is now used as a lecture hall by the Audible Reformer.

NECTAR, n. A drink served at banquets of the Olympian deities. The secret of its preparation is lost, but the modern Kentuckians believe that they come pretty near to a knowledge of its chief ingredient.

ARTLESSNESS, n. A certain engaging quality to which women attain by long study and severe practice upon the admiring male, who is pleased to fancy it resembles the candid simplicity of his young.