ZOOLOGY, n. The science and history of the animal kingdom, including its king, the House Fly ("Musca maledicta"). The father of Zoology was Aristotle, as is universally conceded, but the name of its mother has not come down to us.
Ambrose BierceGEOGRAPHER, n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside.
Ambrose BierceLOGANIMITY, n. The disposition to endure injury with meek forbearance while maturing a plan of revenge.
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