I think I think, therefore I think I am.

The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.

SARCOPHAGUS, n. Among the Greeks a coffin which being made of a certain kind of carnivorous stone, had the peculiar property of devouring the body placed in it.

MULTITUDE, n. A crowd; the source of political wisdom and virtue. In a republic, the object of the statesman's adoration.

ILLUSTRIOUS, adj. Suitably placed for the shafts of malice, envy and detraction.

EXISTENCE, n. A transient, horrible, fantastic dream,/ Wherein is nothing yet all things do seem:/ From which we're wakened by a friendly nudge/ Of our bedfellow Death, and cry: "O fudge!"

MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.