Advice: The suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.

EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.

Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.

ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn.

Appetite, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.

OUT-OF-DOORS, n. That part of one's environment upon which no government has been able to collect taxes. Chiefly useful to inspire poets.

A revolution is a violent change of mismanagement.