Advice: The suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.

An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

MONAD, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter (see Molecule). The monad has body without bulk, and mind without manifestation - containing all the powers and possibilities needful to his evolution into a German philosopher . .

A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.

HIBERNATE, v. i. To pass the winter season in domestic seclusion. There have been many singular popular notions about the hibernation of various animals. Many believe that the bear hibernates during the whole winter and subsists by mechanically sucking its paws. It is admitted that it comes out of its retirement in the spring so lean that it has to try twice before it can cast a shadow.

Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.