ORTHOGRAPHY, n. The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.
Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.
WASHINGTONIAN, n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the privilege of governing himself for the advantage of good government. In justice to him it should be said that he did not want to.
A revolution is a violent change of mismanagement.
NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.
Woman absent is woman dead.