Finance is the art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager

DEPENDENT, adj. Reliant upon another's generosity for the support which you are not in a position to exact from his fears.

UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.

Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.

ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog.

IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.

Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.