Finance is the art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

We must stop chasing dollars, stop lying, stop cheating, stop ignoring art, literature, and all the refining agencies and instrumentalities of civilization.

Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.

SORCERY, n. The ancient prototype and forerunner of political influence. It was, however, deemed less respectable and sometimes was punished by torture and death.

Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.