Finance is the art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager

A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.

I think I think, therefore I think I am.

REPUBLIC, n. A nation in which, the thing governing and the thing governed being the same, there is only a permitted authority to enforce an optional obedience.

ZOOLOGY, n. The science and history of the animal kingdom, including its king, the House Fly ("Musca maledicta"). The father of Zoology was Aristotle, as is universally conceded, but the name of its mother has not come down to us.

ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn.