A statesman who shakes the fruit trees of his neighbors - to dislodge the worms.
TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.
Book - Learning : The dunce's derisive term for all knowledge that transcends his own impertinent ignorance.
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
A lottery is a tax on stupidity.
Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.