Rhubarb: essence of stomach ache.

Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.

FORCE, n. "Force is but might," the teacher said p/ "That definition's just."/ The boy said naught but throught instead,/ Remembering his pounded head:/ "Force is not might but must!"

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him.

To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.