Rhubarb: essence of stomach ache.

IGNORAMUS, n. A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about.

One who, professing virtues that he does not respect, secures the advantage of seeming to be what he despises.

OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.

A rabbit's foot may bring good luck to you, but it brought none to the rabbit.

The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.