I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.

Song "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" is actually about syphilis.

I call myself a comic.But I started as an actress. I did plays since I was 5.

Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?

To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you're saying to people.

I am not who I sleep with. I am not my weight. I am not my mother. I am myself. And I am all of you, and I thank you.

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.