As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'