As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.