As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'