Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.