Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.