Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.