Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.