Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.