The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.
Andy BorowitzLet's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
Andy BorowitzDidn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.
Andy BorowitzAll Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.
Andy Borowitz