NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.