NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.