Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.