Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.