It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
Andy BorowitzIf Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.
Andy BorowitzWhite House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.
Andy BorowitzWeirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.
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