Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.