On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.
Andy BorowitzThanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
Andy BorowitzCars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
Andy BorowitzThe real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.
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