The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.