The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.