Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.