Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.