Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.