Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.