Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.