Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.