On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.
Andy BorowitzCongress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.
Andy BorowitzDidn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.
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