It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.