You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.
Andy BorowitzIt only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.
Andy BorowitzI've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
Andy Borowitz