A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.