A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.