The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
Andy BorowitzNow that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.
Andy BorowitzWelcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.
Andy BorowitzIt only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.
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