A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.