A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"