Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.