Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.