Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.