As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.