As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.