As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.