As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.