As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.