John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.