I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
Andy BorowitzThe real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.
Andy BorowitzChristmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
Andy Borowitz