John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.