Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.