To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.
If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them
Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.