Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.