Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.