Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.