Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.