If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.