If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.