If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.