If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.