If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.