Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.