It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
Andy BorowitzSarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.
Andy BorowitzLet's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
Andy BorowitzCongress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.
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