Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.