I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.