I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.