I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.