I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.