Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.
Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.
The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.
Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.