Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
Andy BorowitzJohn Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.
Andy BorowitzGive a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
Andy BorowitzThanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
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