Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.
Andy BorowitzIf its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.
Andy BorowitzIf Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.
Andy BorowitzWeirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.
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