US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.