Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.