To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.
Andy BorowitzIf Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.
Andy BorowitzWelcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.
Andy BorowitzNow that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.
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