Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.