Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.