Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.