Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.