We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.