We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.