We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.