George Lopez has to get a physical comedy checkup every year to make sure his bulging eyes don't get out of control... Good news George... you are humor free! There's no sign of comedy anywhere in your blood stream.

My cat's fully capable of speaking, but he says he's afraid of me turning it into a Kevin James vehicle.

I don't think there's anything Craig Ferguson could say that would make me laugh. Ad-libbing is not the same as entertainment.

I do have insecurities. I don't know if you can tell. I'm not brimming with confidence.

Kevin James is going to do a couple of specials. One's called It's Getting Muggy In Here.

Comedy Central made their own awards show. They were named best comedy channel.

My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go to one of those key parties where you put your keys in a bowl. But we just want to upgrade our car.