Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Bacon is clearly a food made by the Nazis to fatten up Americans. It has no nutritional value, is full of fat, sodium, and nitrates, and is a pathetic type of consumable made from the noblest of creatures.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.