Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others

Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is.

Not many people in this world are as lucky as I've been. ... All this time I've been paid to say what is on my mind on television. You don't get any luckier in life than that.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!