Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

Not many people in this world are as lucky as I've been. ... All this time I've been paid to say what is on my mind on television. You don't get any luckier in life than that.

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.