If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.

Great teachers are usually a little crazy.

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.

I understand shipping - you have to expect to pay for the stamps or for the freight company - but what's this handling they always have? How much does handling cost, anyway? I don't want a lot of people handling something I'm going to buy before I get it. How much would it cost if you didn't handle it before you sent it to me?