If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.

No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

When I write, I use an Underwood #5 made in 1920. Someone gave me an electric typewriter, but there's no use pretending you can use machinery that thinks faster than you do. An electric typewriter is ready to go before I have anything to say.

Finding the tool is often half the battle.

The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.