I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.

I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery.

Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love.' Beep. 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.'

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.