Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work.

One of the things we can be sure of over the July 4th weekend is that news reports will keep telling us how many of us are going to die in automobile accidents.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

Being kind is more important than being right.