Unfortunately, propaganda works.

Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they'll be okay if they're left alone.

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started.

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.