One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.

Unfortunately, propaganda works.