I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
Andy RooneyYou really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.
Andy RooneyThe teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best.
Andy RooneyI am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.
Andy Rooney