I'm always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.

No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.

If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb.

In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.

Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.