I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off
... all of us talk faster than we listen.
By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable
Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.
I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.
I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.