I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself.

I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

One of the things we can be sure of over the July 4th weekend is that news reports will keep telling us how many of us are going to die in automobile accidents.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I am not retiring. Writers don't retire. Writers never stop writing.

Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents.

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.