I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself.

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.

Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.

I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

One day about 10 years ago the door to my office opened and who walked in but Bill Gates.... Seemed like a nice guy and has done more with his money than most billionaires. But that's as far as I want to go being kind to Bill Gates.

The best thing about a vacation is planning it.

I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.