I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself.

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.