Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.

Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents.

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?