Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

Where some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can't drive, take way too long to shop, and don't even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it's to our [youngers'] detriment.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.

When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.