Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?

Walking is good for the soul.

Not many people in this world are as lucky as I've been. ... All this time I've been paid to say what is on my mind on television. You don't get any luckier in life than that.

I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.

In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.