I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so I never send them in. If it breaks, I'll buy a new one. That's the American way.

Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents.

I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone ten minutes to accomplish.

I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

We aren't consistent in our treatment of animals.

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. More college graduates ought to become plumbers or electricians, then go home at night and read Shakespeare.