I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

The only thing that really bugs me about television's coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don't know what the hell they're talking about. I mean, I'm not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game.

I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.

We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn't have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.