I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?

We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.