The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best.

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More

I am not retiring. Writers don't retire. Writers never stop writing.

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.

I spent my first 50 years trying to become known as a writer and the next 30 trying to avoid being famous. I walk down the street or go to a football game and people shout, 'Hey Andy'. I hate that.

Walking is good for the soul.