The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best.

I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.

A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

The English language is more complex than calculus because numbers don't have nuances.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.