Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.

Familiar things are a comfort to us all.

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.

Being kind is more important than being right.

It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.

Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents.

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.