Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
Andy RooneyHave you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, "Could you throw this away for me?"
Andy RooneyFlying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.
Andy RooneySmall daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!
Andy Rooney