For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.

I did not believe in the war. I thought it was wrong to go into any war. And I got to the war, and saw the Germans, and I changed my mind. I decided we were right going into World War II.

Dogs are nicer than people.

Space, like Switzerland, should be neutral.

A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.